Diddlewack 

noun - one who is unbalanced because of a circumstances of his own creation. ie: self sabotage

If you weren't such a diddlewack your life would be more happy.

Diddlewack by Ryverosx July 13, 2010

diddlewam 

A person who is a dad , boyfriend , daughter, mom, and son. They are extremely weird and like eating.

Person 1: Jsjenansnenenwnwnne i’m hungry

Person 2:me too diddlewam

diddlewam by ioppppkkkllkjwhwjhwbs October 17, 2019

Diddlecock powder 

Nickname for Texas's government issued snow.

Hey guys, wanna go snort some lines of Diddlecock powder?? It'll be fun, trust me!

Guy1: "How did you learn about Diddlecock powder?"
Guy2: "Oh, from Everskies! That place is full of Diddlecock lovers.

Diddlecock powder by Just an average Everskies User June 14, 2021

Diddlewantch 

A diddlewantch is when you cum in the middle of class for no reason and it's just out of nowhere.

person 1: "yo fam why did you leave the class out of nowhere?"
person 2: "I had a diddlewantch"

Diddlewantch by RainbowKittensBullshitahhh May 27, 2018

diddlewink 

verb: when you laugh so hard that a tiny amount of urine escapes, but not quite enough to be considered peeing your pants/wetting yourself.

Person 1: that joke was SO funny!
person 2: did you diddlewink?
Peron 1: yea, THAT funny.

diddlewink by Mugaloogs April 29, 2010

diddledick 

when you draw a picture when the semen or piss out of your dick and or cock

man Storm thats a great diddledick you drew there!

diddledick by deeznutshomeboy April 26, 2011

Diddlebock Suit 

An awesomely ugly plaid suit.

I convinced my friend to wear a Diddlebock Suit to the dance.

Diddlebock Suit by kinura January 11, 2008