Dick Tape 

Def.1: Used in response to one is who over expressive and needs to be brought back to baseline. Akin to having a massive boner in public when totally inappropriate - one should tape that boner against their waist or belly (depending on length).
"Dude, grab some dick tape and calm the fuck down."

Def.2 : Similarly to definition 1, When a woman is over zealous, she must tape a dildo on and achieve orgasm to calm down. "Grab some dick tape, strap it in, and take a step back, girlfriend."

Dick Tape by Horpel Krufkin October 1, 2016

dick tape 

Tape in which is used on the dick.

My dick kept bouncing around so I used some dick tape and taped it to my leg.

dick tape by Rbomb04 November 13, 2014

Dick Tape 

When you shove a dick down someone's throat and then tape their mouth shut with tape.

Yo Fam™ if you continue being a little bitch I will have to dick tape you.

Dick Tape by shreky daddy August 6, 2018

Tape Dick

The time when your dick sticks to your balls!

Bro I have some crazy tape dick right now!

Tape Dick by Bitch tits! September 4, 2014

tape dick

another word for lollpop

we bought a bag of tape dicks and sucked them all night

tape dick by mike teh gypsy February 24, 2008

Tape Measure Dick 

A dick so large it demands a measurement.

"He might be a jerk, but he has a tape measure dick.''

Tape Measure Dick by jodedorez October 20, 2010

taped dick 

What all hockey players do

#1 Bro, do u even tape
#2 obviously

Taped dick

taped dick by Johnathhon October 6, 2013