Dick Sizzle

The act of hitting one's penis with a cooked hot dog

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A cock that some middle aged,hairy chested fat holiday maker has been sunbathing for too long eventually gets sunbrunt thats literally steaming.

Person 1 'Wo that fat guys got a red dick.'
Person 2 'No thats a sizzle dick.'

sizzle dick by slothcrab February 11, 2008

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A person who is well known to back down when confronted by an ALPHA and/or is an overall pussy.
Also can be used as a general insult

Steve is such a sizzle-dick-motherfucker. He never stands up for himself

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A male who is sexually attracted to tanning beds to the point in which they have sex with said tanning bed.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about Michael getting caught fucking a tanning bed?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's a real dick sizzler."

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Having an uncharacteristically small penis attributed to crystal meth abuse.

I was gonna fuck that broad but I had shizzle dick. Must have been that crank we snorted this morning.

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