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Demus or also known as Demus The Demus in some boxes of Africa. Demus is a species that is very similar to humans.
How to spot a Demus:
1. ALWAYS wears sweatpants!
2. NEVER eats school food! (For more information scroll down)
3. Originated from WEST Africa, unlike homo sapiens whom where originated from EAST Africa.

Information about food:
1. Eats Cream Cheese with 3 NOT 1 BUT 3 layers of bread. BUT WAIT ! There's more! He eats it everyday!
2. SunnyD, nuff said.
3. Transformers lunchbox. (If evolved it will now have a brown lunch box.)
4. Sweatpants.
5. Sonic the Hedgehog (Scroll down for more info.)

For more information
AKA he thinks he is sonic (which is not real).
Bob: Hey look over there, he looks just like a demus!
Trollduea: Yah! Your right he does !
Demus by Demus September 17, 2012
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(noun) - A name given to a person who ditches one person for another.
Taylor: Are you still texting Matt?
Cassi: No, he stopped texting me.
Taylor: Well he's still texting me.
Cassi: What a demus!
Demus by BookieRevolution October 24, 2009
A Demus is an arrogant, but loving creature. The type that loves to go for car rides, adventures, and well, anywhere. The Demus creature does what it wants, when it wants, how it wants, because that's what it wants to do. It also is a very loving, playful, dedicated creature that, if it has decided you are an acceptable human being, will protect you to it's death. It is a male creature. Should he claim you as his human, he will argue with you, shower you with love, and demand your attention. He is sweet, loyal, patient, and affectionate. Should he decide you are unacceptable you must watch out. He will attack you without care, and with total disregard for his life or safety.

Other things a Demus might go by are:
1) Sue-ay (silly) puppy
2) Dick

3) Snuggawuggawy
4) Baby boy

5) Nicky
6) Nicky D
7) Nicodemus
Person 1) Did you just see that?

Person 2) See what?

Person 1) It was a Demus.

Person 2) How do you know that?

Person 1) It was arguing with that man over there, and then it looked like he was attacking him, but when the man pulled his arm out of the Demus's mouth, there was nothing wrong with it.

Person 2) You know Demus's never physically hurt their humans, right?

Person 1) No I didn't know that. Where do I get a Demus?

Person 2) You can't. They have to choose you...
Demus by Super C*nt July 18, 2024
A Demus is an arrogant, but loving creature. The type that loves to go for car rides, adventures, and well, anywhere. The Demus creature does what it wants, when it wants, how it wants, because that's what it wants to do. It also is a very loving, playful, dedicated creature that, if it has decided you are an acceptable human being, will protect you to it's death. It is a male creature. Should he claim you as his human, he will argue with you, shower you with love, and demand your attention. He is sweet, loyal, patient, and affectionate. Should he decide you are unacceptable you must watch out. He will attack you without care, and with total disregard for his life or safety.

Other things a Demus might go by are:
1) Sue-ay (silly) puppy
2) Dick

3) Snuggawuggawy
4) Baby boy

5) Nicky
6) Nicky D
7) Nicodemus
Person 1) Did you just see that?

Person 2) See what?

Person 1) It was a Demus.

Person 2) How do you know that?

Person 1) It was arguing with that man over there, and then it looked like he was attacking him, but when the man pulled his arm out of the Demus's mouth, there was nothing wrong with it.

Person 2) You know Demus's never physically hurt their humans, right?

Person 1) No I didn't know that. Where do I get a Demus?

Person 2) You can't. They have to choose you...
Demus by Super C*nt July 18, 2024
Portmanteau shipping name of the slash pairing of Harry Potter characters Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan. The ship has fics and fan art of its own, and is often a sub-plot in other Harry Potter fanfiction.
Person one: I ship Deamus
Person two: OMG me too!
Person one: It's just so adorable and I love how they're best friends
Person two: I know, I just love the fact that while Ron and Harry were running round under the invisability cloak they were in the dormitory-
Person one: Do you think it's canon?
Person two: I hope so
Person one: Yeah, I think Dean and Ginny was just a clever ruse
Person two: They totally got together after the war
Deamus by MarauderHeart October 25, 2011

tard fam delusion 

The idea that all of the tard fam members are extremely delusional. These MFs have no connection with reality at all and are always saying some dumb shit that has no chance of happening. These niggas are always living in their own headspace and being delusional is a disease that has spread all throughout the fam. Let me get whatever Norman "Nick" is smoking over there in Cali because it seems like his mind is on another planet when you hear the shit that comes out of his mouth.
*while playing comp 2K*
York: Give me the ball, let me end this, I'm gonna drive and dunk on both defenders
Ray Naker: Dude that nigga is 7'3" you ain't dunking on shit, delusional ass MF
*York goes in and gets his shit blocked*
Henry: Aye Ray, we just saw an example of tard fam delusion
tard fam delusion by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020