Darwinese

The people responsible for kabob restaurants that remove the sticks from their kabobs. That make McDonald's serve their coffee cold. That make toothpick-makers print instructions on toothpicks. That force step-ladder manufacturers to put more warning labels than steps on their step ladders.

In other words - people who are (intentionally) stupid and use frivolous lawsuits to bring us all down.

Dude. I went to a kabob restaurant yesterday, and the kabobs had no sticks in them? What is up with that?

Dude. It's the darwinese suing because they poked themselves in the mouth.

by c0m3d1an October 30, 2010

Darwined

Darwined: Verb. To get owned so incredibly bad that your ceasing to exist contributes to the evolution of mankind.

Newcast: "In today's news, a local man in Florida was severely injured when he tried to have sex with a wood chipper."
Guy Watching TV: "Ha. Darwined, bitch."

by GourmetPrince March 11, 2009

Darwins Curve

Curve on San Francisco Bay Bridge at Yerba Buena Island fitted in late 2009 which challenges the 200 thousand plus daily drivers with Darwins Law of "natural selection".

In the two months after the "S" curve was built into the Bay Bridge; 16 million vehicles crossed the bridge with only 44 accidents at Darwins Curve.

by jim christ November 10, 2009

Darwinism

The process by which, via natural selection, unfit specimens remove themselves from the gene pool. See Darwin Awards.

He lit up a match to check if the tank had gas in it. Darwinism ensued.

by Dense Fog September 8, 2005

Dorkinese

(dôrk'e-nEz)

- n.
1. The language of dorks (as used by Master Shake to describe Frylock in the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, 'The Cloning').

2. Any manner of speaking that seems annoying, presumptuous, or absurdly-intellectual.

- adj.
1. Of or relating to a dorky manner of speaking.

'I'm sorry. I'm not fluent in Dorkinese!'

by Jacopo May 23, 2009

Darinee

The best friend anybody could ever have. Loves caffeine and sugar 😂

Always there to make you laugh or smile. Everyone loves her because she's awesome. Very outgoing and her face is always on fleek 👌💝

Darinee always makes everyone laugh

by myla November 22, 2014

Cognitive Darwinism

The conscious decision to choose the less favorable of two choices resulting in greater probability of a bad outcome.

Refusing to vaccinate to protect yourself is cognitive Darwinism at its finest.

by Pablo Tornado September 27, 2021