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Culpepper 

v. to view naked female models working out and subsequently run screaming out the door
I immediately regretted culpeppering as soon as I realized I had, in fact, culpeppered Gisele Bundchen.
Culpepper by Jeannie March 11, 2003

Culpepper 

Quarterback for the Minneosta Vikings of the NFL. Two-time pro bowler.
Culpepper through two touchdowns to Randy Moss yesterday against the Lions.
Culpepper by gateway_gamer January 3, 2004

culpepper 

When you go out with some guy friends, and they unexpectedly bring another girl and ignore you in favor of them, that girl is a culpepper
"I was excited to go out to lunch, but my friends hooked up with some culpeppers, and subsequently no one talked to me the whole time I was there."
culpepper by SarahtGG November 2, 2009

Culpepper 

to slowly cook assorted meats in susbtances lacking FDA approval
This chicken tastes like its been culpeppered.
Culpepper by Emeril March 11, 2003

Culpepper 

v. To touch or caress someone else's woman in a familiar way.
I was talking to Marcus when I culpeppered fly-ass biatch.
Culpepper by Honky Tonk March 11, 2003

Culpepper 

When you confuse yourself in order to pull off a surprise authentically.

Or, a film plot twist that the director did not intend.
"I guess we were obvious about planning a surprise party for Julia, because she guessed it last night. I bought us some time but I think we need to Culpepper ourselves."

"The director didn't set up the murder plot line at all before the big reveal. Dude Culpeppered himself."
Culpepper by Andixx022 May 9, 2022