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Cuauhte is the name a dude who is probably a nice guy. He also tends to be a simp for identical twins.

He may also be defined as:

A weeb (major)

A memepedia

Having a bad sleeping schedule

A red bull addict

A Bernard
A man who often roasts Lauren
A dodecahedron

So in a sense, A cuauhte is many things. Many interesting things.

Jules: Did you see what cuauhte did?

Lauren: yeah he didn’t go to sleep until 5am today
Damnit cuauhte go the fuck to sleep
Cuauhte by Blablaaaaaaaaaaaa September 22, 2020
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cuauhtemock corollary 

a rule meant to prevent the unnecessary wastes of time waiting on another person who is woefully and unrepentantly inconsiderate
The cuauhtemock corollary is as follows: If two parties agree to meet at a certain time and one party does not show up, the aggrieved party shall wait no longer than 15 minutes. After 15 minutes with no form of communication from the late party it will be assumed said party is deceased and the aggrieved will be free to leave said meeting place and carry on with their day.

Cuauhtemoc 

A boy named Cuauhtemoc is sweet, considerate and romantic...Sometimes Cuauhtemoc can be a little bit mean and douche-baggy. He's crazy in bed. He has a hardcore bod. He often teases the person he likes. He is good at the 'game'. He also likes to show off a lot.
Wow! Cuauhtemoc is a hot piece of ass.

cuautemocked

To be mocked someone by being sent on a fools errand.
Temo cuautemocked us again, the reservation isn't for another two hours!
cuautemocked by Dodio July 3, 2008
Generally a hot mexican who can play guitar and is good with the ladies.
He is such a Cuauhti!

cuauhtli 

The name means eagle, in Nahuatl the indigenous Mexican dialect is an auspicious day in the sacred Aztec calendar, commemorating the Eagle Warriors of the Aztec army.
His name is Cuauhtli. Cuauhtli is good at Music. Cuauhtli is the first day of the 15th trecena in the Aztec calendar, associated with equality and freedom. The word ‘cuauhtli’ means ‘eagle’ or ‘men’ in Maya, referring to the Eagle Warriors of the Aztec army. Along with the jaguar warriors, they were some of the bravest and most noble soldiers and were also the most feared.
cuauhtli by OldgrammaXduces November 24, 2021

cuahutemoc 

someone very very sexy the likes to pimp girls in the streets of c.a
cuahutemoc lived in a vario and pimped hoes everday
cuahutemoc by cuahutemoc November 30, 2016