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Stop being such a fucker Crystie.
Crystie by h8erz August 7, 2009
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crystelle 

Crystelle is a loyal woman. She is kind but if you test her or annoy her she will be pressed. Crystelle can be silly and she can sometimes be sensitive. She is very anti-social but she can make you laugh all the time. When you are down Crystelle will be there to cheer you up and make you laugh. Crystelle is pretty and has a great personality. If you ever do something to hurt her she will never forgive you. Crystelle does not like hoes, thots, and homie hoppers. If you ever become friends with a Crystelle make sure to never let go of that person because you will regret letting go.
Crystelle is a great person and you should never let go over her
crystelle by Crystelle June 11, 2019

Crysterbate 

The art of crying while you masturbate.
Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster
Crysterbate by leTed August 24, 2008

butt hole crusties 

when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.
"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."
Crystel is a very powerful and kind girl but beware if you hurt her get ready for everyone to hate you, she is the definition of karma
Man:Hey what did you do to make CRYSTEL so mad? Ex friend: oh I ripped her bag. Man: welp gets ready for death
Crystel by Mari cheng September 29, 2020

Magnet of Crysteries 

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!
Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour: Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion: Yeah, yeah, what she said.