Crown Russe 

Nectar of the Gods. It is highly advisable to drink via shots and/or chugged mixed drinks to attempt to avoid the generally unavoidable gag reflex as this nectar touches your tongue.

I'd like to be full retard by the pregame without having to spend more than five dollars for 15 shots. I guess it will be the fourth Crown Russe night this week then. Too bad I can't afford something that doesn't taste like shit.

Crown Russe by MO10shots December 29, 2011

crown russe 

Probably the cheapest and worst vodka readily available in America. Like all other cheap vodka, a staple of college students everywhere... except now you can pretend to be Russian!
Also says "Finest Vodka Made" on the label.

Shit, it's Thursday already. Here's $10. You get the Crown Russe, and I'll steal some cranberry juice from the dining hall.

crown russe by Drunks McGee November 19, 2007

Crown Russe Vodka 

An extremely cheap and popular vodka. One handle goes for roughly $9-12 and tastes awful, but after a few shots, it doesn't matter. Good to mix in drinks and get drunk fast.

A choice among college students on a budget.

"Get me a handle of Crown Russe Vodka... I don't need to break the bank to get trashed tonight."

Crown Russe Vodka by kmeister December 13, 2008

Russell Crowe 

An actor who was born in New Zealand in '64. He loves to act but loves one thing more: fightin' 'round the world! He fights his directors and he fights his fans; it's a problem no one understands. If there are two things he loves it's fighting and...fightin' round the world!

"Oy! you wanna fight eh!?"

"My fightin's poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry ya testicle!"

"Oh my god it's Russell Crowe! Oh me me me bleh bleh bleh! Why don't you mind your own business ya scrotum!?"

"...it looks like if we're gonna get into more fights, we're gonna have to go look for 'em!"

"Making movies, making music, and fightin' 'round the world!"

Russell Crowe by FRTW November 15, 2005

Russell Crowe 

1. Someone who loves making movies and loves making songs, but there's just one thing that he loves even more: Fighting 'round the world!

2. To lose your temper on the phone and throw the offending object at the face of the nearest person.

1. That Russell Crowe sure loves fightin'!

2. (sigh) John just got taken away by the police for pulling a Russell Crowe with his cell phone in the restaraunt.

Russell Crowe by Pyro September 21, 2005

Russell Crowe Effect

Principally a form of Guilty Pleasure, the Russell Crowe effect describes the emotion felt when enjoying a piece of creative work by a person who you consider to be a complete twat. On the one hand you may well enjoy what the person is doing, but on the other feel a guilty twinge that you are giving your attention and money to someone you actually can't stand. This phenomenon is very similar to the Christian Bale effect, where you may enjoy the work of someone who has disappeared up their own anus, but should not be confused with the Tracy Emin effect, where the artist is clearly both unpleasant and crap.

"Have you seen Robin Hood yet?"
"No, I can't make up my mind whether to. He was good in Gladiator, but he is just such a sarcastic wanker I don't know if I can be arsed with him"
"Yes, that's the Russell Crowe effect"

Russell Crowe Effect by Russell Crowe Himself May 13, 2010

Russel Crowe 

v. to strike someone with a telephone or other communication device.

wendy got russel crowe'd cause she was being a bitch.

Russel Crowe by acetanilide January 20, 2006