Crotch Catch

When someone drops something, and it falls in their lap. It mostly occurs when the person is sitting. When dropping something while standing, the person will catch the item by pushing it against their crotch in a fast motion to stop it from falling.

During Biology, Mia dropped her pencil. She put her hands down to catch it, only to realize that her crotch caught it instead of her pencil falling the the floor.

Steve: "Crotch Catch!"
Mia: "Stfu Steve."

Crotch Catch by Drumstuck August 8, 2009

Crotch Catching 

This is a sport where people swing their arms with great force while walking in crowded areas and "catch" the person's crotch behind them.

Dave: Hey Mary, how was your morning commute?

Mary: AWESOME! I went crotch catching and caught 3 crotches this morning when walking out of the subway!!!

Dave: Lucky, I only caught one old one. I'm going crotch catching again on my way home.

Crotch Catching by Crotch Catcher Inventor August 10, 2010

Crotchwatcher 

A perverted indivdual who stares at people's crotch area looking for identifiable traces of sexual organs.

Check that crotchwatcher scoping for fanny bulge.

Crotchwatcher by Rhinestone Souron October 7, 2006

crotchwatching 

To look at crotch to be a pervert.

i went to the tanning salon and was crotchwatching

crotchwatching by nuuvsc May 8, 2007

Crotchwatch 

1. Crotchwatcher
n.
Someone who cannot take their eyes off their own or another's no no square.
2. Crotchwatching
n. The process of watching one's own or another's crotch, usually for viewing Urban Dictionary definitions in class.

1. Bro, did you see that crotchwatcher? What a creep!
2. Dang, the teacher caught me crotchwatching.

Crotchwatch by AppleCumButter December 13, 2021