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Coronado 

A school in Henderson, Nevada near seven hills filled with partying, a bunch of rich ass drug users, sluts, and really smart kids. Pills are very popular here, especially smoking oxycontin. Heroin has become popular.

The school doesn't excel in any sports and is basically Gorman except for good sports.
-Dude, did you get domed up last night ?
-of course I did, I went to a Coronado party
Coronado by Vegazboii92 May 1, 2011
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Carol tested positive for corona virus and then kissed everybody. She is a coronado.
#coronacoral
coronado by mirage88 March 14, 2020

coronado 

a bad ass high school in lubbock, TX known for their top athletics department because everyone is on fucking steroids. coronado is also known as CRACKanado for the insane amount of drug using teenagers.
dude, ask that kid for some dro. i know he has drugs on him. he goes to coronado.
coronado by suckmahcock69 January 20, 2009

Coronado 

An awesome high school found in Scottsdale, Arizona. Has some of the hottest guys, and sluttiest freshman girls. Team spirit is a MUST. Scarlet red and navy blue. The best parties happen here!
Guy #1: That party was SICK!!
Guy #2: It must of been a Coronado party!
Coronado by BallerinaCass June 17, 2011

Coronado 

When you do not want to go to an E.R. and you have a friend who is a Lady Parts doctor. Even though you are a man with a bleeding hand, you go get fixed up in Dr. Coronado's kitchen for zero dollars and zero wait time.
Man! Your hand looks like a big deal. How many stitches? It was just a Coronado job last night, no big deal.
Coronado by _Granted November 23, 2022

Coronado 

mf: ay fam! what high school u from?
real mf: coronado
mf:oh my fault u good gang
Coronado by bakkenddaniel April 2, 2024

Coronado High School 

A high school located in Clark County, Nevada where all the rich kids that can't go to Bishop Gorman HS go to. Filled with preps who get mad when they see someone wearing the same thing as them, jocks who think they're the shit, and everyone else who doesn't give a rat's ass what happens.
Dude: What the fuck happened yesterday at Coronado High School?
Chick: I don't know, who gives a fucking shit anymore?