When you do not want to go to an E.R. and you have a friend who is a Lady Parts doctor. Even though you are a man with a bleeding hand, you go get fixed up in Dr. Coronado's kitchen for zero dollars and zero wait time.
Man! Your hand looks like a big deal. How many stitches? It was just a Coronado job last night, no big deal.
by _Granted November 23, 2022