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A term used to describe an individual who is constantly concealing their body by large trench coats...even in the heat of summer. Naked bodies are very offensive to this person. This individual insists that sexual activity is gross and not to their liking...so to release sexual urges they enjoy riding a bicycle around the city. A person being deemed as a "coogan" has some kind of inner issues with the opposite sex as well....even if they deny it.
Man: "I bet you have the sexiest ass in this town but why do you have to be such a coogan about it?!!!"

Woman: "I just don't feel comfortable with showing my skin....I don't even like taking showers naked."
coogan by Three B January 30, 2009

Coogan Spatula 

When Steve Coogan flips waffle fries or any unprepared frozen meal or treat with his dick-hole.
Hey Steve, make sure to Coogan Spatula those waffle fries well.
Coogan Spatula by Sheepy 9 December 19, 2013

Coogan's Bluff 

When you are about to have sex with your girlfriend, when Clint Eastwood comes in and takes full advantage of her. Then winks at you as he walks out.
Dude, last night i got a Coogan's Bluff pulled on me. I wasn't even mad.
Coogan's Bluff by Coogan Crew April 29, 2006

Coogan’s Bluff 

When you are wearing a condom and laying down the good pipe on your girl (when you’re about to cum) take the condom off and have her turn around and blow in her face
Brad: Hey Babe, Turn around!
Kelly: Okay!
*Brad Coogan’s bluffs her*
Kelly:OMG What was that!?
Brad: You just got Coogan’s Bluffed
Coogan’s Bluff by Badabing42069 October 30, 2021

billy coogan 

Huge asshole who only cares about football and money, Yet he never has any money or played football.
"Man don't be a billy Coogan about it"
billy coogan by Haterrrrrrzzz December 17, 2013

Jackie Coogan 

Bald, fat character actor best known for playing Uncle Fester in The Addams Family and countless 1950s/60s/70s B films and TV shows.
Jackie Coogan was the only true Uncle Fester.
Jackie Coogan by Rattus cattus October 26, 2006