A term used to describe an individual who is constantly concealing their body by large trench coats...even in the heat of summer. Naked bodies are very offensive to this person. This individual insists that sexual activity is gross and not to their liking...so to release sexual urges they enjoy riding a bicycle around the city. A person being deemed as a "coogan" has some kind of inner issues with the opposite sex as well....even if they deny it.
Man: "I bet you have the sexiest ass in this town but why do you have to be such a coogan about it?!!!"
Woman: "I just don't feel comfortable with showing my skin....I don't even like taking showers naked."
When you are wearing a condom and laying down the good pipe on your girl (when you’re about to cum) take the condom off and have her turn around and blow in her face
Brad: Hey Babe, Turn around!
Kelly: Okay!
*Brad Coogan’s bluffs her*
Kelly:OMG What was that!?
Brad: You just got Coogan’s Bluffed