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Contactless

No touching of a body part from person to person
Pizza deliveries are now contactless at your door.
Contactless by Contactlesspizza April 23, 2020

contactless

The terminology for when during sex you pull out and slap your dick on her vag when you’re close to nutting to early.
Did you bust you nut early?”

“Nah I pulled out and paid contactless”
contactless by Labrith November 26, 2017

contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.
We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.

Contactless Drag 

A contactless drag is something special. It doesn't come around very often, only at the end of a j. So what is a contactless drag, it is when your joint gets to the end and it becomes a stinging roger instead of it burning your lips with the hot roach, you put the joint about 1-2 cm away from your mouth and suck the j without any contact. And that my friends is a contactless drag.
Yo, this joint is too harsh, I might have to do a contactless drag.

Contactless Cunt 

People who order food for delivery and select the contactless option, but don't leave a tip.
Manager: Hey, you're on delivery #50.
Driver: God damn it...
Manager: What's wrong?
Driver: It's a Contactless Cunt.
Manager: Damn, what an asshole.
Contactless Cunt by ultimate chonk October 16, 2022

Contactless less 

A type of pick up system thats Ryan Good has no glue about cos he looks after MDF skirting for a living
You can come pick up your shit contactless less bro
Contactless less by Nathan J November 4, 2020