Conker 

The most badass, hardcore, motherfucking squirrel you'll ever know. He drinks. He urinates. He vomits. He's everything you'd ever want in a mammal.

My name is Conker. Insert movie parody here.

Conker by Paul Newman February 8, 2004

Conker 

A British term for the fruit/seed of a horse chestnut tree. Commonly called a chestnut.

Can also refer to the game called 'conkers' played using the chestnuts in which two opponents attempt to shatter the other's conker. The conkers are both suspended on a length of string and the players take turns to swing at the other's. The player with the conker last remaining on its string is the winner.

Young Boy 1: "Ouch man, you hit my finger!"
Young Boy 2: "Well that's the inherent risk of playing conkers my friend. You know what you signed up for!"

Conker by ph4sma September 14, 2011

conker 

Slang: A penis or prick.

It's not my fault I have a huge conker.

conker by iCeD November 30, 2004

Conker 

slang for "mouth".

A: My eyes are bigger than my mouth
B: Shut up and shove it in your conker.

Conker by Edmund, King of Narnia March 30, 2010

Conker 

Another word for godmoding moron, has a tendency to mistype. .

* Ninj fires, sending a bolt slamming into Conker's CPU, sending him crashing to virtual death.

<KP_Conker> Pfft. A mere repairable wund.

* KP_Conker instntly trnsmits his persnality to anther waitng cyborg.

Conker by Ninj January 3, 2005

conker 

1. A life loving gun nut.
A 'conker' believes in the legalization of psychedelic and therapeutic substances such as cannabis, mushrooms, LSD and MDMA (for PTSD). A conker wants nothing more than to own a summertime lakeside cabin to share with friends, family and their significant other. Some conkers are obsessed with the 5th dimension. Conkers are happy breadwinners, a conker loves nothing more than a stack of freshly minted bills to give to their family.

Fred: "Bob is always packing that Wilson Combat EDC X9."
Sam: "Bob's such a conker!"

conker by A conker February 9, 2020

Conker 

I am the great poo monster! (conker's bad fur day and conker live and reloaded)

I AM THE GREAT POO! I am the great poo monster! (conker's bad fur day and conker live and reloaded)

Conker by MrMorganMarston January 27, 2022