Congratulhated

Voicing your best wishes while thinking of ways to kill them and get away with it.

I congratulhated Lisa on her big promotion. Do you know if the windows in that new corner office of hers open?

Congratulhated by Cd2009 September 4, 2010

congratulhate 

(supplemental definition, please see original by benji)

CongratulHate=1/schadenfreude
Or, the inverse of Schadenfreude.

Clooney congratulhates Daniel Day-Lewis on his Oscar win for best actor.

congratulhate by chezmiko March 23, 2008

congratulhate 

(v.) To congratulhate: To express fake joy for the achievement or good fortune of (another).

John congratulhated Jack for making partner (before him) at the firm.

congratulhate by benjil March 6, 2008

Congratuhate 

Giving someone a backhanded compliment or an innocently appearing statement intended to offend or bring someone down.

Congratuhate with a back-handed compliment, "Oh I love how you got your hair done! It reminds me of a look my grandma used to sport..." or "You have beautiful legs, they look just like my mom's legs..." "You're handsome, but have you ever thought of doing some push-ups?" "You look like this handsome actor from a movie, you know, like the guy who plays the caveman on the insurance commercials?"

Congratuhate by Libra Brandywine July 25, 2011

congratulate yourself 

Self Masterbation.

You can't congratulate yourself too much or you could say, I saw that guy congratulating himself last night in the bushes.

congratulate yourself by Monkey Time September 2, 2017

DO NOT CONGRATULATE 

What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway

I told You, DO NOT CONGRATULATE that idiot

DO NOT CONGRATULATE by BagOfGroceries April 8, 2018

congratuhate 

The feeling that occurs when some thing good happens to somebody you loathe.

I am so thrilled that Joan finally landed a new boyfriend, even though he is my ex. I can't wait to congratuhate her in person, preferably in a crowded bar. I hope she is wearing the fat dress.

congratuhate by Peter Byron Sylvester November 12, 2007