Commas 

Slang for money, typically in large amounts. Derived from the fact that written values are separated by commas to simplify reading, e.g. 100,000,000, thus indicating that the amount alluded to is of considerable size.

"hey, how many commas you got in your bank account?"

"hand over the commas"

"we'll include yo mama, if you fuck with my commas" - Ice Cube

Commas by 2pac4lyf October 3, 2010

Commas 

The things you get excited and hyped over when you see them in your bank account ( you have more than 1,000 of whatever the currency in your country is)

Guy 1: "Dude, I checked my account balance yesterday and saw Commas!"
Guy 2: "God Damn, Y'all need to buy a fur jacket and some new frames!"

Commas by willa69420 July 29, 2015

Commas 

The hero of good grammer; it helps seperate the differences between college-level opinions & YouTube comments.

Man without commas we'd all be screwed because not only do commas help us create sentences but they stop sentences from running on but they help connect phrases that wouldn't normally be considered sentences. Thanks commas

WITH COMMAS

Man, without commas we'd all be screwed because, not only do commas stop sentences from running on, but they help connect phrases that would not normally be considered sentences. Thanks, commas.

Commas by gr33kbo1 February 24, 2010

Commas 

Girls have periods...boys have commas. It’s when green stuff drils out the penis once a month. It’s not common in males below 16. Also guys tend to wear a condom (like girls do with pads or tampons).

Man, I finally got off my commas!

Commas by Amosc/korwin6 June 25, 2018

Commas 

Corn rows / braids

Commas, commas in my head, man

Commas by Kbyrnsie July 27, 2021

Shatner commas 

Oddly placed commas that don't seem to serve any actual purpose in punctuation, but make it look like you should take odd pauses, as William Shatner does when delivering lines.

This is what Shatner commas look like:

When, we get to, the restaurant, we should, order some, tasty, beverages.

Shatner commas by horsecock_jenkins October 20, 2009

count commas 

to get money, add commas to your bank account as you obtain more money

$100 has no commas but $1,000,000 has two commas that can be counted

all i do is smoke weed and count commas

fuck bitches, count commas

count commas by highkeyflex69 February 26, 2018