Cold Shit 

Some seriously cold, unfeeling, shit.

Girl 1: Sorry, but I have a three inch minimum.

Guy: (with sarcasm) Oh, ha ha ha!

Girl 2: I have a nine inch minimum.

Guy: That's some cold shit.

Cold Shit by Ohsnap!!! January 17, 2010

Cold Shit 

When you are on the toilet but the toilet seat is colder than your butt.

"Dude i was taking a cold shit and I couldn't even touch the toilet."

"Yesterday my friend took a cold shit and his ass stuck to the toilet."

"As soon as i put my ass down i jumped off the toilet cause it was like a cold shit."

Cold Shit by dondonleroy December 20, 2012

Cold Shit Syndrome 

This is a condition when someone falls back in love with an individual who treated them horrible or ran around etc.

When the shit is warm you know to stay away from it. However, as time passes as it gets cold you may forget what it is and confuse it for chocolate. The time will come again where you will taste it a remember it is indeed shit.

Guy 1: I visited home over break and I hooked up with Sandra again.

Guy 2: Are you serious? Did you forget how she ran around on you?

Guy 1: Of course not...but that's all in the past. She is different!

Guy2: We need to take you to the doctor because that is some textbook Cold Shit Syndrome.

Cold Shit Syndrome by etilauqa September 21, 2014

Ice Cold Shit

Something said or done that causes the black guy standing next to you to say:

"That's some ice cold shit, <name>!"

Ice Cold Shit by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

ICE COLD SHIT! 

Poo that's as cold as ice!

OMFG, You're an ICE COLD SHIT!
I'm freezing my butt off, it's ICE COLD SHIT COLD!

ICE COLD SHIT! by Kaffekopp May 5, 2008

Shit Cold 

/SHit-kōld/
adjective
1. Of or at a low or relatively low temperature, especially when compared with the human excrement.
2. When its so cold outside that your shit freezes inside of you.
3. May be used in it's derogative term examples of shit cold; food, weather, constipation due to freezing temperatures, a person, place, or thing.

The temperature outside is Shit Cold!

I really can't stay (Baby it's shit cold outside)

I gotta go away (Baby it's shit cold outside)

Do you want to build a snowman? (It's shit cold!)
Girl you colder than cold you SHIT COLD!

Shit Cold by Ddaaavvviiidd March 4, 2019

cold as shit 

an expression; a very low temperature as compared to the teperature of a dog turd on a cold day. Usually measured on the vaginal:testical ratio temperature scale.

Holy fuck, it's cold as shit out there today! Man, quit being a pussy.

cold as shit by Emperor Zeek January 8, 2014