Colaboard 

To waterboard, but with Coca Cola. This is said to be a more grievous mean of torture because Coca Cola gets sticky afterwards, causing unpleasantries for anyone doing anything.

"Bill was colaboarded for 3 hours, his lips, nose holes, balls, and legs were all permenantly attached after to his body afterwards, and he died of suffocation in the proceeding minutes."

Colaboard by Mepmanb June 15, 2012

Colaboard 

To waterbaord, except with large amounts of coca-cola, considered a worse method of torture because coca cola gets very sticky afterwards.

Steve chose to get colaboarded instead of 5 years in prison, not the best of choices for his love life.

Colaboard by Mepman April 18, 2012

Colboard 

A now extinct message board about Stephen Colbert that once was poppin the internetz like it was hot. In fact most topics were not about Colbert at all and instead about crazy, retarded, awesome, shit. Then it stagnated, cliqued, crashed and burned.

RIP Colboard

User254: 7/19 never forget!

User87: What the fuck are you talkin about?

User254: Well this thing happened on the Colboard and....

User87: .............

User254: sigh....nevermind....

Colboard by 9VRS2T August 14, 2009

Cockboarding 

The art of leaving drawings of cocks on whiteboards and posters in the office to be found by your work colleagues. These are sometimes hidden by other office items for impact when found e.g. whiteboard erasers.

Man, you have been cockboarding all over the office and it's hilarious.

Cockboarding by DeLeaCious October 21, 2015

clapboard house

A slump trap house u might find out in a place like Tacoma or down past tha bay..

"Betta watch yo ass bringin' that shit up'n near there - clapboard house.. N' don't never look at 'em funny boah!
Sum tha porch folk mind'n you.. So mind how u do fool, or you'll mind 'em come snatch'n yo' jewels, b*tch!!"

clapboard house by Z.L. March 28, 2008

cornboard 

whatever youd like it to be

“you are such a f***ing cornboard.”

“shes a cornboard” -aka shes a great person

cornboard by d0d0d0d0d0d0d0 February 13, 2022

Cockboard 

A chalk board that you write on with your dick.

"Please write your name and length in inches on the Cockboard."

Cockboard by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011