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Cockturnal 

Someone who only jerks off at night
"Hey Dan what are you doing tonight?"
"Jerkinf off"
"Why don't you do it right now?"
"I can't I'm Cockturnal"
Cockturnal by Hugh Janis26 June 25, 2016

cockturnal vision

The ability for a man to find the vajayjay with his cock without the lights on.
Shadynasty says Mo' Koq has uncanny cockturnal vision. He finds it every time and never with the lights on.
cockturnal vision by Dr. L1 January 2, 2009

Cockturtle 

A word used when pissed off at someone.
You are a cockturtle!“
Cockturtle by Cockturtle March 18, 2021

Cockturtles 

The plural of cockturtle. Commonly used when a person is angry at a group of people.
You’re all bunch of fucking cockturtles!”
Cockturtles by Cockturtle March 19, 2021

Sockturnal Effect 

The phenomenon of going to bed with both socks on, and waking up with one sock completely off and the other sock completely on.
A) Dude! I fell asleep with both socks on, but I woke up with only one. I think I've been robbed by the sock gnomes!

B) Ahh, twas simply the sockturnal effect my friend. Every one knows that there are no such thing as gnomes.
Sockturnal Effect by Ajriceman March 13, 2010

cocktually

"Honey, you're so tight it cocktually fits"
cocktually by Mid + Radio September 12, 2006