Cockasspolo 

You shove your cock up your ass, then take a huge dump. Your cock swings back and forth spewing shit all over the place.

Oh man, after Jimmy did a cockasspolo, there was shit all over the place!

Cockasspolo by Dan October 21, 2004

cockapology 

Noun: A regretful acknowledgment of showing your penis to someone without their consent or from you being inebriated.

"I owe you a cockapology"
"I'm so sorry that I showed you my dick. Will you accept my cockapology? "

cockapology by SquirtMeTender June 12, 2016

Cockalopolous 

1. The Greek God of big cocks. He would be prayed to, to wish your boy would be well endowed as he grew into a man, or by a boy or man wishing for a larger cock.

2. Ancient Greek city where cocks were worshipped.

(Not an actual city or God, but most men and teenage boys do pray to him at some point).

Jose prayed all night to Cockalopolous that his cock would grow two inches in girth and length.

Cockalopolous by AndyBozac January 2, 2018