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Kinetic cock 

When the male partner rams his cock into a power supply than proceeds to ram her transferring the Kinetic energy
Tripp and Shan did the Kinetic cock last night
Kinetic cock by Uriah xD April 29, 2020
noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.
"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"
kink-cock by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020

King Cock 

A Chinese pheasant standing on a South Dakota hay bale, always the one that stands the tallest.
Look over there, it's King Cock looking for hens!
King Cock by I3UCKWHEAT September 17, 2021

king kongs cock

Pressing a bunch of hash together to make a paper to make a 100% Doobie
What should we call this Douglas?
King kongs cock
king kongs cock by Basedcrimzon January 19, 2024