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5 o'cock Shadow

When a male doesn't wish to look baby smooth on his undercarriage so he leaves a very short defining stubble. Such as 5 o'clock shadow, but for his Zamboni.
Friend: Hey man don't you have that date tonight?
You: Yeah i do!
Friend: Better shave up in case she wishes to examine your crime scene...don't go overboard though.
You:No worries i already have the 5 o'cock shadow going.
Friend: Bro?
You: Bro!

5 o cock shadow 

It is when you shave your balls and surrounding areas and the hair starts to grow back. Like a 5 o clock shadow on your face but the one on your most manly of areas.
My friend took a picture of my cock and balls it was so clear you could see my 5 o cock shadow.
5 o cock shadow by MitchBoer September 2, 2006

five o cock shadow 

Soon after shaving ur pubes they grow back and loks much like five o clock shadow on ur face. Also when a terrible job is done shavong leaving some hair behind causing pain and irritation
Steve-Fuck my cock hurts from shaving
Jim-You must have five o cock shadow
five o cock shadow by onizzle April 23, 2008

5 o'cock shadow

noun;
referring to the hair on and around the genitalia being kept at a short length but never going full turtle shell
"I never go full turtle shell. I keep the 5 o'cock shadow"

shadow cock jutsu 

shadow cock jutsu is a specialized jutsu in intercourse where any shadow is turned into a cock shaped shadow and posses the same ability as a normal penis.
"SHADOW COCK JUTSU" says shikamru after thrusting his 11 inch shadow cock in Temari's clumpy pussy

Shadow Cock 

A Cock drawn in a dirty car window. These finger painted cocks are usually applied to the dirty windows of a friends car, but also appear on any dirty surface.

Shadow Cocks can be hidden on a side mirror or behind the rear view mirror or openly displayed on the side or back windows. Multiple shadow cocks are usually applied. On a station wagon the hearse shadow cock can be applied where a matching cock is applied hearse style on opposing back windows.
Oh look a dirty handicapped mini-van, lets shadow cock it.

D-Bag: WTF, why is there a huge cock on my back window?
D-bag's side kick: Uh... You got shadow cocked dude!
Shadow Cock by ShadowCocker January 5, 2011