Cluff 

A large shit with multiple interrupting painful farts.

I was trying to take a peaceful shit in the field, but then I cluffed and my horse ran off in terror.

Cluff by Yancreeaje September 6, 2020

Cluff 

A poker term for one of the following situations:

-A call even though you are more than likely beat.
-A bluff even though you are only calling.
-A weird combination of a call and a bluff.
-A bluff because you think the other player is bluffing.

Jimmy cluffed heads up with a 5 queen off suit, trying to put the understacked opponent out of the game for good.

Cluff by old_wulf July 22, 2009

cluff 

If you have a very fat hand and hit someone with it, it isnt a punch or a slap it is a cluff.

Dave, Colin and Adam are the cluff boys

cluff by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005

Cluff 

1. A combination of 'clunge' and 'muff' in reference to a woman's mystery

2. Exclamation of there being multiple fit girls in the vicinity

1. Ner, she was shit, her cluff had no tread left on the old tires..

2. Shite, have you seen the mighty cluff in this room!?

Cluff by sakura-chan18 December 14, 2009

Cluff 

A triangualr area of the lower back, originating at the top of the ass-crack, and extending to the top of the pelvic bone at either side.

Goddamn, that bitch has a rutchy cluff!!

Cluff by McGuyver April 1, 2005

Cluff 

to be speaking bullshit

guy 1: hey you heard today's news?
guy 2: that's some wild cluff!

Cluff by neohaha December 13, 2021

cluff 

The smell in a room after really dirty sex has taken place. Also, the smell of a room full of people watching porno.

Wow, that room smelled of cluff. Gross.

cluff by fat tim January 17, 2004