Clitoritis

When a males penis shrinks inside itself and retreats into the body then becomes a clitoris. Occurs when a man/bro/homie/dude or any male does and enjoys something a male would and should not do under normal circumstances unless they are with their significant other or in worst case scenarios tortured by communists. Includes watching certain movies(The Notebook), listening to certain music (Justin Bieber or Michael Bublé) etc. Any questionable activity a male should not do.

Jason: "Hey I heard Doc contracted Clitoritis."

Benny: "Yeah he admitted he likes Michael Bublé."

Jason: "I guess we have to go to his penis funeral."

Clitoritis by dalewashereandhestolesomething November 21, 2011

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Clitoris

1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.

2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.

3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.

4. My favorite organ...to think with.

1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.

2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.

3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.

4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.

Clitoris by Verileigh September 9, 2010