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Chunkosaurus 

1. A humorous name, term, or term of endearment, for a fat or slightly overweight person. Especially a less youthful person.

2. A humorous name, or term, for a morbidly obese person, especially a less youthful person...provided they don't hear you.
Woman (aged over 28): "Do you still love me as much, now that I'm fat and old?"
Partner: "Of course I don't Chunkosaurus"

From the words Chunky and Brontosaurus.
See: Gigantopotamus
Chunkosaurus by Goatlips August 4, 2008
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Crunkasaurus Rex 

1. The king of all crunkasaurus.

2. Full on crunkasaurus status.

3. Getting your SERIOUS drink on.
"Yo, that dude is a full on Crunkasaurus Rex"

"I'm about to get my Crunkasaurus Rex face on tonight"

"Crunkasaurus Rex is in the m-therf-ing house"

cuntosaurus 

One who is exhibiting cunt-like behaviors to an extreme degree, such as being an intolerable bitch and/or extraordinarily slutty. The invocation of such a word also likens the cunt to a humongous, slobber-slinging, flesh-eating dinosaur, which is, in fact what a cunt is.
Pimp, "Shut up, bitch! You be ackin' like a cuntosaurus."
Prostitute, "ROAR!"
cuntosaurus by Ashley Hoffa September 21, 2007

cuntosaurus rex 

Cranky, nasty tempered bitch, usually of advanced years.
Watch out for the HR rep, she's a real cuntosaurus Rex
cuntosaurus rex by Dogg-kingg August 21, 2008

Chumposaurus 

(chump-o-sore-ass)

n. A chump (see chump) who finds it difficult to hide the fact that he’s gay.
Hey man, do you know Hardip?”

Unfortunately, yes, I do. Dude, that guy is such a Chumposaurus.”
Chumposaurus by jomama angiedad January 3, 2009

chonkasaurus 

Hey do you see the size of that chonkasaurus? He’ needs to go on a diet!

You are such a chonkasaurus! You should go on a diet and fix your life style.

Please have your chonkasaurus fixed/neutered! It has impregnated all 70 of my Nargles.
chonkasaurus by ChinkyChonkasaurus February 20, 2021

Cuckosaurus Rex 

A genus of the family Cuckold. Identified not simply by the recognition of archetypal cuck behavior in men, but also an accompanying tyrannical pride in his cucking. This behavior need not be objective cuckoldry, it needs only be the personality stereotypes found in men which are summarily taken advantage of by women.
I first identified Jimmy simply as a Beta male. After learning he had a girlfriend, I realized he was a Cuck. Then noticing the ways in which he is proud of how he lets his girlfriend get the better of him I concluded he was actually a Cuckosaurus Rex.
Cuckosaurus Rex by RobertCapa June 30, 2018