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cum chummie 

The little chunk of funky stuff a person who sucks too much dick, coughs up from the back of their throat.. kinda like a sneeze nugget.
That girl kept coughing up cum chummies, probably because she sucks so much cock!
cum chummie by Choach Poacher October 7, 2018

Chummier Than Shark Week 

Someone who is overly friendly to the point of annoyance
"That girl is really friendly"
"Nah, she's just chummier than shark week, she doesn't have any real friends"
Vanessa just loves Dustin's chumie!
chumie by diana! July 5, 2007
"Vanessa loves Dustin's chumie!!"
chumie by diana! June 15, 2007
A small piece of unidentifiable litter, typically smaller than a marble, that is wet or moist.
Mom (in the bathroom at home): Yuck! What is this chummie on the sink?

Teenage son (slips into the bathroom behind mom): I don't know (as he hides the porn under the Good Housekeeping magazine)
Chummie by Cshell April 22, 2011

Chubmiester 

Alternate spelling of chubmeister
A Chubmeister is a person who is a, for example, loser or is stupid. It can be used loosely. It can also mean someone who has a lot of chub (fat, who is fat). It can also be used as a playful insult, teasing. It can be used as a noun, verb, or adj.
You're such a chubmiester.
Chubmiester by C.B.Y. August 17, 2010