Chuckacabra 

Related to the Chupacabra the Chuckacabra is an actual goat fucker terrorizing flocks throughout the southwest.

"I'm not too sure about that guy. He acts like he's your friend but word is he's a total Chuckacabra"

Chuckacabra by Old Man Neltson February 6, 2021

Chuckacabra 

A beast that lurks at night and yields only to the smell or taste of Jiffy peanut butter and kidnaps those who are in disbelief about its existence. During the day it appears just to be an average police officer writing tickets to those unsuspecting civilians.

The other day i was pulled over by the Chuckacabra, and i didnt even do anything wrong, he must have been just trying to get his quota.

Chuckacabra by Healzadin August 25, 2011

Chachacabra 

(noun) A solitary human male, former fraternity brother, who hasn't scored with a chick that evening and is getting increasingly agitated at the massive number of intelligent women that are passing him by, having been left behind since the rest of his pack have all taken chicks home already, and the hour growing closer and closer to last call.

Club Ho 1- Tee hee hee...that guy is hot...I think you two are cute together...and he has a TATTOO! How unique and not ordinary. (sends a text to nobody important)

Club Ho 2- (checking a text from nobody important) Yeeaahh...(hic)...and he told me my eyes are beautiful and that I am smart and (hic) funny...I think he's really special-

Bartender- Hey...drunk chicks...that guy will say anything and everything to get either or both of you in bed. He's a chachacabra. Stay away and let me call you a cab for Christ's Sake.

Chachacabra by BrandonChrist December 14, 2011

toilet roll chupacabra 

A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.

Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!

toilet roll chupacabra by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

Dirty Chupacabra

Giving a man a hickey on their penis or balls.

I gave him a dirty chupacabra so hard that he was bleeding.

Dirty Chupacabra by PooDaddyMan June 10, 2011

chupacabra droppings 

Another name for marijuana; weed; the devil's lettuce

I just smoked some of those chupacabra droppings I found out in the field

chupacabra droppings by American Democracy April 25, 2019

Grapeview Chupacabra 

The Grapeview chupacabra is indeigionous of the Hood Canal area of Washington State in the US. It is said to be unknown to science and is believed to be aggressively killing animals small animals after stalking them along roadsides. These are often mistaken for road kill and are damaged by scavengers to such an extent that cause of death can not be scientifically determined. They are believed to leave three puncture wounds on their kill's that provide an access point to drain them of their blood. Unfortunate an obscure section of the Revised Code of Washington makes the molestation and harassment of these predators illegal without a special permit from the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife.

The Grapeview Chupacabra is a ruthless killer

Grapeview Chupacabra by Dr. Smar Taz August 7, 2012