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Chronnuckah 

In the Jewish faith, a celibration that commemorates the way--after the Romans sacked the temple and left only enough for one bowl--the bud lasted eight nights.

This is celebrated by lighting one more bowl on an eight chambered bong known as a Chronukiah starting at the right and lighting one more chamber evey night for eich night of Chronuckah.

Also crockies, a dish made form potatoes and cannibutter, are traditionally eaten.
Little Girl: but papa, papa, this is only enough weed for one bowl. how is this gonna get us all high for eight nights?

Father: well little Suzie, thats the miracle of Chronnuckah
Chronnuckah by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008

chosofuck 

The owner of this page: literally one of the funniest mfs you will ever meet.
HUGE choso stan
chosofuck stans: "PLS FJSJFJS DID YOU SEE CHOSOFUCK'S POST I DIED OML"
unseasoned mf: "who?"
chosofuck stans: "this is why you aren't swag smh"

chronofucked

when your perception of time is warped for some reason and you don't quite know why the time of day or the day of the week doesn't feel right
Natalie thought it was Wednesday, but it was really Thursday. She obviously got chronofucked.

Chocofuck 

To have or do the action of sexual intercourse or any other sexual action involving obscene amount of chocolate in any form or kind (milk chocolate, vanilla, dark chocolate ect.)
"Go get the chocolate, we're gonna chocofuck tonight."
Chocofuck by Chocobeast June 17, 2011

Chronockasnaka syndrome 

This syndrome is chronic snaking syndrome. It is when someone constantly is a snake, and skips out on shit.

This syndrome causes snaking anytime, anywhere! It even causes snaking on your birthday. It also causes you to be an asshole to women.

It is pronounced Chro-nacka-snacka-syndrome, with an A sound not an AH sound, at the end A's.
Dude is Hunter coming?

Sorry dude but he has Chronockasnaka syndrome

Coronafucker 

A Coronafucker is someone who doesn't care about the current or past social distancing laws, and may even disobey theme entirely.

These people are commonly seen at southern states, such as Texas, Alabama, the Carolina's, and Arizona. There are many more places that are effected by these people.

More common names for these people are: "Covidfucker" and "Maskfucker"
I was at the grocery-store when some Coronafucker came 2 feet from me and coughed. I ran as fast as I could.
Coronafucker by SpiraI June 21, 2020