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Chilapatío 

A mexican slang made out by the words "Chilango" (Anyone native to Mexico city), and "Tapatío" (Someone from Guadalajara, Jalisco).

This word applies when a "chilango" lived his entire life in Guadalajara, Jalisco and is even capable of tasting "tortas ahogadas" without making a big deal about wet food.
"A mi me cae que no es ni de aquí ni de allá, ese es un chilapatío y seguro que es bien puto, la neta."

Charation 

"Man, today I took part in a Charation raid, I love the Charation so much!"
"Man Charation truly is the best nation!"
"I killed a mother and her baby and posted it in the Charation server!"

"Charation is the best nation!"
Charation by drquadriple March 16, 2022

theory of comparative girls 

When a halfway-decent looking girl hangs out with a very unattractive girl in order to make herself look attractive.
"Did you see that picture with Emma last night? She looked so hot!"

"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."

cripalatin 

When a member of the "Crips" gang ceases to act like and African-American thug and tries/wants to be of Latin/Hispanic descent.
Terell: "6 poopin, 5 droopin esse. I from the Crips puta. Que ona cholo?"

Miguel: (To Bystanders) "What a wanabe cripalatin fool."
(To Terell) "Get a life joto."
cripalatin by Ballz-Loc June 11, 2007

Cripalatin 

When a gang member of the Crips forgets who he is and tries to act like he's of Hispanic descent.
Big Trey: "Que pasa cuz, 5 poopin 6 droopin foo chulo."

Miguel: "Homie, where are you from?"

Big Trey: "I be a cripalatin BK g. Comprende esse dawg?"

Miguel: "Get a life joto."
Cripalatin by MstaDobalina December 25, 2008

comparative property

n. Females with mediocre attractiveness often have a friend they always keep by their side that is much less attractive than themselves thus making them hotter by comparison. This always causes a problem when a guy and his buddy and looking to pick up chicks. Even though the one girl is rather cute, nobody wants to jump on the grenade.
Billy: "Hey Tony, check out those chicks over there. The one on the left is pretty cute but sadly her friend is less than satisfactory."
Tony: "Isn't that what they call the Comparative Property?"
Billy: "Yeah, I think so. So... what should we do?"
Tony: "Rock, Paper, Scissors?"