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coinstar lottery

The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.
After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.

Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.

Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.
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chinstrapped 

Utterly knackered...AKA breathing out of your arse...refers to the fact that you're hanging on by the chinstrap of your helmet.
I ran 10k's last night, I was utterly chinstrapped afterwards.
chinstrapped by HeeBeeGB July 24, 2006

Kentucky Chinstrap 

When someone rests their chin on a man's testicles while the man repeatedly hits them in the face with his erect penis.
Jim: Hey, can I give you a Kentucky Chinstrap?

Abby: I've never tried it, but it sounds like fun!

(Abby puts her chin on her Jim's testicles. Jim starts hitting her with his penis)

Wife: This... is... not... what... I was... thinking... dammit, Jim!

Coinstar Poor 

The state of being so ridiculously strapped for cash, you're forced with one last option: scrounging for change so you can cash them in. Usually occurs towards the beginning of the week, after blowing your whole paycheck on fast food, booze, strippers and/or illegal drugs over the weekend.
Jake: Hey Dave, Britney and I are going out for sushi. Why don't you bring that chick you were hitting on Saturday night with us? We'll all go together!

Dave: Nah man, Saturday night I spent all my money on pizza and beer. I'm coinstar poor.
Coinstar Poor by brokeasajoke88 February 2, 2010

Coinstaring 

when you scour the house for coins in order to go to coinstar and exchange your coins for weed money
We are so poor we had to go coinstaring for weed money.
Coinstaring by mwillis March 21, 2010

Belgian Chinstrap 

while receiving a blowjob, the male pulls the excess flesh from his nutsack and wraps it around the girls chin, hence, creating the belgian chinstrap
Me and that girl from the bar got freaky last night and I gave her a Belgian Chinstrap