Chanksploon 

A Philosophical, Creative, Individual New Swear Word Invented By Phillip Micheal Lester (amazingphil) On November 29th 2015 (Pinof 7), A Beautiful Word To Be Used By Phans Everywhere.

'Yo, Dude, I Totally Chanksplooned Your Mum's Face .' - Phil, Age 28

Chanksploon by ilovethewaydanhowells January 2, 2016

chanksploon 

verb｜The process of drastically disfiguring someone or something, preferably using a whisk or wooden spoon to do so.
A truly magnificent self-created word of Phillip M. Lester. phan

I'll chanksploon your mum's face.

chanksploon by danlester June 9, 2016

Chanksploon 

Phil Lester's innocent version of fucked.

"I Chanksplooned your mum last night."

Chanksploon by Heart_eyes_howell March 4, 2016

chanksploon 

hug someone so tight that they die

"I'll chanksploon your mum" (something like that) -Phil lester

chanksploon by @nikki.c_ on insta March 4, 2016

Chanksploon 

A SWEAR word commonly used instead of Fuck to hide from others you swearing. The origin of this word is from a place called Amazingphil. You could call someone a ChanksploonER if say you wanted to describe them as a BITCH,CUNT,WANKER and PRICK.

Steven:"What up Chanksplooner."
Blobby:".........(crying)"

Chanksploon by Danielbilbo November 18, 2016

chanksploon 

To shove a spoon up someone's ass

I chanksplooned your mom-Phil 2k15

chanksploon by Sooper salamander April 13, 2016

Chanksploon 

1) a word created by someone who was trying to make another cuss word. One that would replace fuck.

2) a deathly dangerous retarded person.

1) CHANKSPLOON. I JUMPED ON A JUMP SCARE.

2) So I was walking by my cousin, who was on Skype with her friend, and her friend said, "DAAYUUM. YOU'RE COUSIN IS HAWT!". Then I said, " Sorry, I'm taken by a specially reserved bloody pleb and chanksploon."

Chanksploon by Lord_of_the_waffles February 25, 2017