Ceptasexual 

One who gets turned on by looking at them self.

1) I'm a ceptasexual because I masturbate to myself in the mirror.

2) "I lay my mirror on my bed and dry hump it."
"oh you mean your a ceptasexual?"
"Yeah"
"Me too!! High five!"

Ceptasexual by Donkey The Ceptasexual October 11, 2008

Ceptasexual 

One who gets turned on by looking at them self.

1) I'm a ceptasexual because I masturbate to myself in the mirror.

2) "I lay my mirror on my bed and dry hump it."
"oh you mean your a ceptasexual?"
"Yeah"
"Me too!! High five!"

Ceptasexual by Donkey The Ceptasexual October 12, 2008

Heptasexual 

(noun.) A heptasexual refers to a human being sexually attracted to the following things or people: man woman, new-born babies, puppies, kittens or cubs; elder people, tuna. Those people are suspected to suffer from an incurable mental illness.

Dude, have you heard of the gay pediatrician married to that hot nurse, that got fired for making out with an old patient while fucking a tuna can? I guess he is a real heptasexual, man!

Heptasexual by manufaction September 17, 2016

capitasexual 

Attracted to money. Will have sex with anyone or anything for money.

Also known as a prostitute(capitasexualist)

Not attracted to the same sex.
May be attracted to the opposite sex.
Attracted to money and will do anything for.

You would have sex with him for $100? Man you're gay!!

No, I'm not homosexual, I'm capitasexual!

capitasexual by Scott Mielke January 15, 2008

Cerasexual 

Only being attracted to michael cera

Me: hey im coming out,, as cerasexual

Cerasexual by Michaelceraism January 6, 2021

Cemtosexual 

From 'cemto', which means one hundred and 'sexual' which means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or =====D ( ͡° ᗜ ͡° ) .
Being attracted to:
1- Bisexuals
2- Heterosexuals
2 - People that doesn't know how to count
0 - Me
3- Homosexuals
4- Hypersexuals
5- Pansexuals
5- Psychosexuals
6- Sexuals
8 =====D~~💦
11- Transexuals
Pussy - Your mom
34- Porn
42- Answers
42- Questions

42- Keys
69- Anal sex
71- Shit (or 2 Girls, 1 Cup)
Yo momma - Yo momma
85 - Nothing
99 - Everything
100 - Cum

Bob: -You are such a cemtosexual.
Dick: -I'm proud of it.

Cemtosexual by I'm rule 34 December 9, 2016