Captain Clutch 

Captain Clutch is the greatest vine editor in the world. He uses the power of sexyness and his toenails to create the best edits out there. 5k followers and counting

Dude #1: Dude did you see Captain Clutch's newest edit?

Dude #2: Yeah man it was so hot I jizzed

Captain Clutch by DwyaneWade September 20, 2016

Captain clutch 

A simp who is constantly talking to his crush.

Bro, John is being captain clutch over there to Amy.

Captain clutch by Hiiam_larry May 11, 2020

Captain Clutch 

This is Lion's quarterback Matthew Stafford, the greatest and most clutch qb in the nf;

Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.

Captain Clutch by matthew staffords son September 10, 2020

captain clutch rider 

Excessively rides the clutch in car

Joe is such a captain clutch rider!

captain clutch rider by Gottathingforamusclecar January 17, 2018

Clutchitize me captain 

A phrase used after you clutched and did something great last minute.

"Both teams need one more point to win!!"
"Got'em we won...Clutchitize me captain!!"

Clutchitize me captain by jmanpsu November 13, 2009