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Canford School 

Voted by Tatler as the public (private) school of the year in 2019, Canford is home to the largest population of nouveau riche twats in south-west England. Under the illusion that they are by some stretch aristocrats, no mention of their names appear in the Peerage.
It must be said, the school is pretty fucking gorgeous.
Canford School is kinda leng.
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Canford School 

A school full of idiots who think they know how to play sport but always lose to Bryanston which is a drug fest itself, posh twats.

Also known as the posh private school which is a bit of a rip off that is in the middle of nowhere!
Canford school is shit
Canford School by Mug off June 26, 2019

cranford community school 

Cranford community school when it comes to education wise it’s really good but the teachers their are dickheads such as mrs Ledlie who is a stuck up bitch mr Singh is just some rude guy who thinks he’s funny then you got the fat bastard mr Prunty the head of the school coming with thease next up rules like phone gets confiscated for a whole year like and moves stingy by not letting you take the sim out like what a bitch and then you got yr 11 who just beat 24/7 such as Yasmin and zac and Fatima and amrik who she gives blow jobs to and then you got zara the hoe who sucks guy of moving on you got the year 10 who are bare loud for no reason always causing beef then there’s the year 9 you got the” wannabe” group shall I say who make caous for no reason and thing there the shit which there not but then you got the nice people in the year who actually have decenty and respect for themselves unlike others then theirs the year 8 well tbh there just in love crisis right now all you can see is relationship their then you got the year 7 well there just cancelled you can’t even see half of them but they have loud mouth and they think there bad loool let’s speak bout the teachers who are actual bitches and cunts who out here seeing if you wearing the right uniform like did I come to school to learn it see if my ankles are showing or if I’m wearing a Gucci belt or if I’m chewing gum like pattern please well that cranford for you guys enjoy (🐍)