Camgulation 

A word used to describe the process of being strangled to death by the character Cameron, from Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. It is a portmanteau of the words "Cameron" and "Strangulation".

"He died from Camgulation..."

Camgulation by Mr. Death [Prime] August 19, 2009

according to my calculations 

Something that nerds say all the time

"According to my calculations, the square root of all finite numbers is equivalent to yada yada yada"

according to my calculations by Hitterdog November 20, 2015

Crampulation 

Verb:-The result/act of spontaneous and unforeseen cramp during sex, resulting in immediate and powerful ejaculation.

Also:- Crampulated (A Past Crampulation)

"Sex would have been great if it wasn't or that damn crampulation of mine"
"OhGoshDarn I crampulated all over Cindy's face"
"I was having an amazing time until I crampulated"

Crampulation by PassTheMayo September 5, 2014

calculation 

a mathematical determination of the amount or number of something.

"finding ways of saving money involves complicated calculations"

calculation by easy-to-understand-accurate August 25, 2020

lacto coagulation 

when the grated parmesan cheese gets all clogged up in the cheese dispenser at Pizza Hut

How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!

lacto coagulation by HEPchi July 1, 2009

Weave Calculation 

Looking as far ahead as possible in light traffic to determine what pattern to use for weaving in and out of cars.

My weave calculation shows I can cut in front of this Toyota Corolla, speed by this Geo Metro, stay on the tail of the Nissan Titan to get in front of that Lincoln Navigator.

Weave Calculation by Ghazellen December 31, 2009

Cumulation 

The act when Cum and Ejaculation are combined to make a bigger and larger of quantity of semen come out.

Dude, my cumulation was insane on her last night.

Cumulation by Markus Sexlord March 26, 2021