An absolute legend, who is the sexiest person you will ever meet. Just think of Will Smith at his prime, and that is what a Caelen will look like ( but more good looking).

You are so sexy, you are a Caelen!

Caelen by Jermaine Jeff March 18, 2021

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Caelen is a special kinda guy ... Caelen will buy you an ice cream and take you for long walks on the beach ... Some say Caelen can eat a walrus with his eyeball sooome say Caelen is a child molester ... Sooome people are very right , soooome people a reece for example may be susceptible to a hard sausage pounding from Caelen because caelen feels like it ... Dont trust Caelen , you let a caelen into your life then BAM! Caelen's going round to your grans house every friday to " season her sandwich " Caelen is a slimeball.

Dean : So ... Hows your gran lately ?

Gerald: Shes had three hip replacements in the last week ...

Dean: I think your gran is boning a caelen !

Gerald: What makes you say that ?

Dean: I wasn't born a cripple you know

Caelen by Nitbag Brad May 29, 2018

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A guy from SCOOOOOTTTTLAAAAAANDDDDDDD who hates women and loves men called josh

He is such a caelen

Caelen by Bfbffbfbfbfbftb5fbb May 16, 2023

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Sketch, a fiend, wack fool. will steal, take advantage, and hurt you if not careful. Has a nice side tho

Mike: You took advantage of her on drugs?
Wilber: Yeah
Mike: Who are you? Caelen?

Caelen by kile ahsh April 22, 2011

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