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Cabinfest 

a legendary weekend that takes place in beautiful Ashtabula, Ohio. It is made up of friends, drinks, and partying. all are invited to cabinfest and expected to have a great time while eating, drinking, and being merry. it is understood that while at cabinfest people will make at least 4 new good friends.
dude remember last year at cabinfest?" "yeah man, mark petrovich got rowdy, i heard his nickname is colonel cabinfest"
Cabinfest by daytonflyer September 11, 2011
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Cabinets Sativa 

"Try some of the bomb gaunch my buddy grew in his pantry... CABINETS SATIVA!"
Cabinets Sativa by wvdrtnsf January 16, 2013

Linen Cabinet 

A group of official Presidential Advisors who are blatantly racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, and otherwise driven by mendacity in service of hate.
We've had Jackson's "Kitchen Cabinet "to go along with the regular "Parlor Cabinets" but before Donald Trump no-one had the audacity to nominate a Linen Cabinet.
Linen Cabinet by paulpaxman November 15, 2016

Cabinet Man

An arcade cabinet that is possessed by a once living human who placed his organs into the machine, creating a monster who drives kids to madness. As well as a song by Lemon Demon.
P1: "Hey, have you heard of Cabinet Man?"
P2: "The song? Yeah, it's good."
P1: "No, I mean the arcade machine driving kids to madness."

sinner cabinet 

"another word for jail"

-high boi

from his recent video drive ._.
"He just came back from the sinner cabinet"

filing cabinet 

A filing cabinet is formal term for a person that exhibits little to no intelligence, provided that they have a functioning brain. Many people mistakenly use terms like "stupid", "retarded" or "mentally handicapped" in place of such a word, but those words are reserved for people without a fully functioning brain.

rusty file cabinet 

The act of shooting your goo inside a girl's butt and then taking a crap in her vagina.
Beatrice wanted me to unload my feces in her and not get her pregnant, so we finished with a rusty file cabinet.
rusty file cabinet by Hambubgerderf November 16, 2011