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friendly compass 

Butters: *gasp* Daaadd... hey Dad!
Mr. Stotch: What?
Butters: My wiener is all stiff and pointy.
Mr. Stotch: Oh, well, Butters, that's just the friendly compass. See, whenever you have friends in the area your little compass there tells you where they are. Its pointing up because Jesus is your friend.
Butters: Thanks Dad!

See "So Long Sarcastaball" (Season 16: Sarcastaball) clip on SouthParkStudios.com for the video. Starts at 1:15.
friendly compass by stallioon September 27, 2012

Compassioneur

An entrepreneur who creates more and more wealth because of his un-quenching desire to serve more and more people. The concept uses our best in terms of our competitive, capitalistic and spiritual tendencies.
Rumi is a real compassioneur; he gives 51% of his earnings to charitable causes
Compassioneur by Yusuf Wazirzada September 18, 2017

Compassionate Bastard 

A Compassionate Bastard wants to live in a world where it is not necessary to be confronted by beggars or demands for handouts from charities. Governments are responsible for proving for their citizens and in a Compassionate Bastard system you could be as big a bastard as you liked, focussing on your own well-being and lifestyle reassured that everyone’s basic needs would be taken care of, yet not feel that you are being taken advantage of with over-taxation or rewarding of the lazy.

Compassionate Bastardism 

It is a social and political philosophy which encourages people to face up to their own rather nasty human nature and describes policies to protect society.

Compassionate Bastardism is about accepting that we are all bastards and harnessing the greed that drives the majority, but at the same time ensuring that everyone is provided with the means to survive.
Compassionate Bastardism holds that if you want a fair society you have to be a bastard about being compassionate so that your compassion can go to the people that really need it and it cannot be taken advantage of by the bastards.

campussy 

(N) cam-poosay: The act of going to class on the collegiate level, with the mindset of getting some pussy. Usually results with a boner in or on the way to class.
"Hi professor finklestein how are you?"

"Hi good to see you! On your way too campussy i see"

*looks down*

"Yes I am! Mustve not rubbed one out last night!"

"Me too!!!"

"I love you professor."
campussy by Campus Safety March 5, 2010

compassvale secondary 

a school that uses money to build a fountain instead of funding for programmes that would make sec sch life much more cooler for students. table cloth holds heritage here. we dont have any sch-related tshirts unlike other schs other than our cca and probably class tshirts. instagram confession pages are filled w jnrs crushing on sec4s because our sec4s are rlly just so cool. a school where we are told to shine.
A teacher from compassvale secondary school reminded students that next monday would be a monday