He had just Come Out and ventured onto the Gay Scene. The lesbians looked at him and smiled knowingly because they knew he had just walked into the Lion's Den. The gay men smiled appreciatively because this was New Meat. A man named Rupert walked across and grabbed the
young gay man by the buns and after several drinks, took him home to Newbury, where they had very hot anal sex.
The next day, he got up and dressed but felt a hot stabbing sensation in his rear end. He had sore butt. He was now a fully-fledged
homosexual and was proud of his new lifestyle. Yay for gay!