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Brown Person 

A lot of different groups identify with the color "brown" but if I had to pick an official "brown race" I'd say it would have to be Malay-Polynesians whicj includes Polynesians, Micronesians, Filipinos, native Malaysians and Indonesians. Middle Easterners and Latinos have a close genetic connection to white Europeans and many are pale faced as any "white person".
In the colonial era a "brown person" was either Malayo-Polynesian groups or South Asians. Latinos were not called "brown" during this period. Latinos of predominantly European ancestry were white. Indians were red, etc.
Brown Person by Sham1500 April 13, 2007

Brown Person 

A new race for people who are:
-Middle Eastern
-Afghan
-Indian
-Pakistani
-all other south asian countries!
Brown people are not:
Asian, White, Latino, Native American, Black, or 'other'
Brown Person by Brown girl April 27, 2006

Generic Brown Person 

Some one from the Middle East or India.
I called tech support at Apple, but all i got was a Generic Brown Person.

Mysterious brown person 

Someone who has a very dark complexion but tells you they are from Swedish or German or something.
Hey is Mark hispanic?

No he's German. He's a mysterious brown person

Parson Brown 

"Parson Brown" is the term used to talk about a typical angelican priest of the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries. "Parson Brown" is not an actual person (though he might have been at some time), but a figure of speech, like "John Doe" is an unidentified male and "Charley" is a watchman. "Parson" by itself means minister.
The classic line from Winter Wonderland:
"In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say 'Are you married ?', We'll say 'No man,
For you can do the job when you're in town.'"
Sure, it sounds like some kind of sexual reference, but its not. It's just a priest asking a couple if they are married. They reply that they are not and that they will wait for him to "do the job" of marrying them when he comes to their town.
Parson Brown by bsmeb October 18, 2006

Parson Brown 

Taking a big dump in the forest!

Camper: Oh fuck, I need to drop a Parson Brown!

Other camper: Get the fuck out of here. Do that shit at the other site.
I need to take a Parson Brown!
Parson Brown by D Boy89 February 18, 2022