Brouquet 

When a group of bros, preferably 3, wants to signify their bromance they touch the scrotums of their fully erect penises and bind the base of shafts together with a rubber band. Thus creating the trifecta of a bromance known as the Brouquet. Or a bouquet composed of penis shafts.

Note: A binding pressure of roughly 10 Kpa is recommended to avoid unintentional castration.

I really wanted to surprise my girlfriend so I gave her a Brouquet. Then she called me a fag and dumped me! I don’t understand girls bro.

Brouquet by Juggy Brodeltine February 14, 2012

brouquet of flowers 

A gift of flowers given by a bromosexual to his bromantic interest in order to progress thier relationship.

A: Hey bro, it's been fun hanging out with you so I got you this brouquet of flowers

B: Thanks bro

brouquet of flowers by B00TY October 21, 2009

bouquet of humanity 

The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.

Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!

bouquet of humanity by talk2me-JCH2 March 29, 2021

albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.

If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.

albanian bouquet by Bokolis October 7, 2012

Poor Man's Bouquet 

-noun

1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.

2. Also known as the "PMB."

1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."

2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."

Poor Man's Bouquet by Spineripper18 March 12, 2011

Roadside Bouquet

A person who rides any two-wheeled motorized vehicle(scooter, motorcycle, etc.) without a helmet. The word comes from the flower arrangements placed on the side of the road where a deadly accident occured.

"Dude! Did you see that guy in the motorcyle? He had to be going at least a hundred!" "Yea, I also noticed he was wearing jean-shorts and a tank top with no helmet. Regular Roadside Bouquet.

Roadside Bouquet by ResidentJared June 26, 2010

bouquet of dicks 

Reference to receiving bad news or a problem issue brought to you. Some one else's mistake becomes yours to fix.

My mechanic called with a "bouquet of dicks" telling me it's the transmission that's shot.

bouquet of dicks by brickeycrow November 6, 2017