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A word describing the most beautiful of all beautiful women. Bronwyns tend to be kind, sweet, and absolutely loyal. They have an aura of innocence but they have an inner freak only a select few are worthy of experiencing. A Bronwyn tends to have a lot of friends, as they are extremely likeable, but only will allow a select few to see her inner soul in all its grandeur. If you are lucky to meet a Bronwyn, it is worth the time and effort it takes to earn her trust, because she is a rare find and a goddess among women. If you do manage to find one, she will usually be in the company of friends with extremely protective qualities, as the Bronwyn's extreme kindness can often be mistaken for weakness. But don't let that fool you. Bronwyns are as smart as they are beautiful and kind, and she will not stand for your bullshit.
"Holy shit, guys. My life purpose is complete and I can die happy, because I think I saw a Bronwyn the other day."
"No way! THE Bronwyn? Goddess among women, sunlight among darkness, angel among demons, mermaid among fish, supernova among space rocks? I might have believed you if you said 'unicorn' instead..."
Bronwyn by Wtfsrsly May 14, 2015
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There goes Bronwyn again, can never fully read her...
Bronwyn by _888_ July 10, 2019
meaning; woman with a heart after God. She loves her coffee the color of her skin and she simply adores chocolate. She is loyal to her friends and family. She is blessed and growing. Most men like a bronwyn, because she's intelligent, sexy, articulate, dresses to the 9s, has a gorgeous smile, loves to laugh, and there are so many other things to love about her. She is the best friend that anyone could ever hope to have. If you have a Brownyn and you are far from her, you will suffer some misery because you miss her so much.
Person 1: I saw this girl at church today...

Person 2: Was she all that and a bag of chips?

Person 1: Oh YEAH...she was a Bronwyn!
Bronwyn by unathijags February 3, 2010
Bronwyn Likes food

She is beautiful but also likes food

She is persistent but she likes food

Bronwyn likes food
Have you seen bronwyn ?

Yes shes eating food
Bronwyn by Yours forever February 4, 2021
An Australian euphemism for taking a crap. Particularly used in inner-city Melbourne.
Oh dude, I just took the lumpiest bronwyn...
bronwyn by SwaggyPants69 April 21, 2023
the best bestfriend! shes the one person to rely on for anything! shes always there for u and u can trust her with ur life! u rock bronnie!!! xo
1)friend- bronwyn will u help me bash hannah?
bronwyn- yes of corse, u can rely on me!
bronwyn by DBOJ January 23, 2009
a hott refence to a girl. A person usually of female sex, that gets humped alot by the opposite sex.
"yeah, i got that bronwyn good last night!"
bronwyn by danielle owens October 1, 2005