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Brohamer 

A "definitely not gay" gay sexual activity between two bros wherein a man stands over a second man who is kneeling while both parties are nude. The first man then takes his genitalia in his hand like a hammer and uses it to beat on the second man's forehead, as though he were a nail, until the first man reaches climax. This activity comes with the unspoken rule that the bros never make eye contact, lest the activity becomes homosexual in nature.
Bro 1: "Thanks bro I feel so much better"
Bro 2: "Anytime bro, I'm always down when you need a Brohamer.
Brohamer by FatherGrief September 28, 2020
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The words bro and hammer combined into one awesome title for someone who is so cool they deserve a title of combined words, like bro and hammer. Often times used when greeting the friend.
"Hey Rory, 'sup brohammer?"
Brohammer by wtfdude9 January 29, 2009
Generic term used to describe any individual who loiters on the beach areas of midwest lakes. They will almost always plead with local fisherman, asking if they can have the unwanted bottom feeding fish that would normally be thrown back into the lake or beaten to death. (Carp, Catfish, etc)
Dude, here comes that Brohammer. Quick, kick that Carp back into the lake.
brohammer by Shawn N January 8, 2008

Brohayer 

MR BRESK: Man i could really go for some sticky green brohayer right now.
Brohayer by MR BRESK October 27, 2008

Brohamed 

A super friendly usually Muslim man
"what's up brohamed!!"
Brohamed by Cornwithsalsa May 4, 2019

Brohamed 

Brohamed ---- The One Known As Alah Who loves the Word Wow ---- He often uses phrases such as Wow but instead of just saying wow he says... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
"Brohamed - Said - OMFG PROD SPECED, WOW ZELFHAR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW......................
Brohamed by Zelfhar May 10, 2010