Branislav 

A very attractive male. Typically from Serbia or Croatia. Very attractive, nice, friendly, outgoing, honest, trustworthy and is willing to help.

-Have you seen Branislav?

-OMG, yes! He is so hot!

Branislav by john-jacob93 December 6, 2012

Branislav 

If this is your name, you probably play Warcraft by night and kill people by day.

Dude1: Yeah, that branislav over there just stabbed the shit outta those whities, and then he busted out his laptop to play some wow.
Policedude: What.

Branislav by laurawho October 28, 2008

Branislava 

Hottest, smartest, best at zuma. Also hot.

"Wow nice score in zuma, keep trying and you're going to be just like Branislava."

Branislava by dummyretard February 5, 2020

Bratislava 

Beautiful capital of Slovakia. The place where young lousy Brits come to get pissed because they think that beer is cheaper there and that the local residents are eager to watch them tottering and roaring in the middle of a day. They usually damage statues, swim in fountains and act as total assholes. The situations is getting better as their economy sinks and the shabby bastards can no longer afford even the cheapest tickets.

Brit in Bratislava: "Oi you bloody cunt. We want 6 beers, bottle of vodka and a pack of Marlboro."

Shop assistant: "Sorry gentlemen, but this is a flower shop."

Bratislava by k.i.f. September 11, 2010

Bratislava 

The term "going to Bratislava" refers to the act of getting piss drunk, usually by means of - though not limited to - the consumption of a brand of cheap vodka known as "Taiga." The after effects of "going to Bratislava" may include throwing up on oneself and/or others, forgetting almost everything that occurred the previous evening, and developing an unbearable, seemingly perpetual hangover.

"Hey did you see the trail of vomit Thomas left in the parking lot after the party?"

"Yeah, he really went to Bratislava last night!"

Bratislava by clewisfan May 23, 2009

Bratislava Lava 

Having sex with an Eastern European woman while shes on her period, who then sucks the blood off your penis after intercourse.

My girlfriend wont talk to me anymore since she found my German Porn collection. I think Bratislava Lava 4 really made her wig out.

Bratislava Lava by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 11, 2009

besnislava

One redheaded girl from Sofia, BG

besnislava have read hair

besnislava by BA|ARM December 25, 2007