Bart Floxham was most discommoded when his bowel moved without leaving a forwarding address, thereby resulting in a bowel movement withoutaccommodation.
Liberals & Libtards that subscribe to the idea & notion of "Progressive Politics" and are still hurt & having a nuclear melt-down because their girl sea-hag Hillary lost the 2016 Presidential election. At present, the aforementioned "movement" can be considered circling the bowl as it were. (Toilet flushing noise....)
You can't or won't admit that you're a regular Libtard but call yourself a Progressive instead? Funny, the progressive bowel movement is going the way of the dodo and printed newspaper there buddy!
An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.