is a male bottom that is deliciously round and irresistible to touch. Often used for slapping in public and for playing it like a sexy bongo. May or may not be hairy, but it's always plump.
When one pulls his pants down to expose bare bottocks, places them by an unsuspecting victim's head, and proceeds to slap his own bottocks as if he is playing the bongo drums. This results in an unpleasant yet humorous surprise for the victim.
In a movie theater: "Hey, you tap that guy in front of us on the shoulder while I give him the butt bongos". *Friend taps the person sitting in the row in front of him on the shoulder. The victim then turns around to see two naked bottocks in close proximity to his face, while two hands are slapping them in a rhythmic fashion. *
when you 69 with a fat ass or any chick, let her queef or fart in your face and inhale for as long as you can and hold your breath to see what kind of buzz you get.
What the f*ck? This has't been defined yet? Bondo is used to fill vacuous spots on a surface. If your ass gets chewed by your boss, or some other person who might be important to your career or role, then you might need butt bondo to fill that vacuuation. Capisce?
You agreed to do some important documentation while is on vacation (poet, didn't know it ...), and you didn't get it done, and your boss sits you in his office for 20 minutes telling you about how you threw the schedule off, and cost the company N dollars, . . . You might be a redneck, er (^H^H^H...) need butt bondo for the ass chewing you received.