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The inverse of the Blumpkin. In a blumpette, oral sex (cunnilingus) is performed on a woman while she sits on a toilet either during, or shortly after, she has defecated. Wiping and flushing before the oral sex begins is known as a "courtesy wipe" and a "courtesy flush". This is known as a "Semi-clean Blumpette". As this removes much of the smell and unpleasantness for the pleasurer it is considered less dirty and less risque. A true "Clean Blumpette" is performed before the woman relieves herself. This is considered the least kinky, as it is more or less normal cunnilingus that happens to take place in the bathroom.
Kay was turned on by the filthiness of the Blumpette, so she made Arnie eat her out while she was still on the toilet.
Blumpette by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008
Related Words

blumpkee 

I am always happy to be the blumpkee, as long as I get to bust a benni
blumpkee by The Real BDP February 26, 2008

Brumpette 

Similar to brumpet. To pass gas in an unquiet manner. A brumpette produces higher musical notes. A more polite way of saying butt trumpet". See Brumpet or fart or flatulence.
Brumpette by J.J. Goodwind February 18, 2009

blumpkinette 

The same as the traditional blumpkin, only difference being the recipient is a female
Paul loved Itzia so much he gave her a sweet blumpkinette.
blumpkinette by PaulBaby August 19, 2007

blumpkee 

The art of giving oral to a female whilst she is taking a big stinky dump
I was giving her a blumpkee and her heard her turds plopping in the toilet!
blumpkee by Turdee November 11, 2004

BlumpKate 

Familiar to the Blumpkin (male receiving oral sex while excreting solid waste). However, in this case, female is giving oral sex to male while herself, excreting solid waste. Hence, "BlumpKate."
Dude 1: "That's the most badass BlumpKate i've ever gotten!"
Dude 2: "Did she drop a rap-around!?"
BlumpKate by Kate Reblumpkin April 21, 2011