Blue Muffin 

The male equivalent of a Blue waffle.

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Girl 1: I heard you did mark last night. How was it?
Girl 2: Horrible he has blue muffin now i got Blue Waffle!!!

Blue Muffin by UnderrCoverr April 26, 2010

blue-berry muffin 

it's the excuse one uses when asked about the dark bruise on one's lip - a lip hickie - you can also claim that you have accidentally bit a pen and it's actually ink on your lips

Shit,look at that blue-berry muffin on that girls face!
Yo, is that ink on your lips?

blue-berry muffin by thecreeper August 7, 2006

peel his muffin cap back blue 

the art or cutting a mans dickhead off, preferable with a prison shank seeing how that where this saying came from

peel his muffin cap back blue
peel this motherfuckers muffin cap back blue.

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peel his muffin cap back blue by smoke weed till ur lungz bleed July 7, 2011

Peel his muffin cap back blue 

The act of performing a right hook punch to someones forehead until it breaks the skin causing massive swelling to the to the head, giving the victim the appearance of having a muffin for an upper skull.

"There's no way those two Nigerians would have let him survive a fight, they would peel his muffin cap back blue!"

Peel his muffin cap back blue by Andromeda Delux February 20, 2019

Muffin cap back blue 

When you tell a nigga you gone peel his muffin cap back blue, that means his pussy stank!

I had to get that nigga some douche cuz his muffin cap back blue.

Muffin cap back blue by Vuhguyna November 6, 2021