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Blue Mango 

Code word for any Club or Bar that a group of married guys go to to escape their nagging wives.
Man 1: "Hay, my wive is fucking annoying me right now with the yard; I told her I'd do it this weekend!"

Man 2: "Well, you want to hit the Blue Mango? The guy down the street from me is going to see his other wife there tonight. We can meet up with him."

Man 1: "Fuck, that sounds great; I need the shake a pair of peaches."
Blue Mango by stumpy88695 June 12, 2010

Blue Magoo 

A type of marijuana with a ton a THC. Has dark to light blue leafy shoots and long hairs.
Damnit Steve, you smoked the rest of my wonderful Blue Magoo, and now I cant get lifted.
Blue Magoo by josquin March 15, 2010

Blue Magoo 

When your the first person to shit in a porta-potty and the blue liquid in the bowl splashes up and hits your anus.
Son, the porta-potty cleaner was just here. Throw some toilet paper in the water so you don't get a blue magoo.

Man, I just got a blue magoo. Fresh and clean!
Blue Magoo by Rivada June 1, 2025

maggoty blue horrors 

When you shit your self when you drunk

That's when your in the "maggoty blue horrors"
Look at that chap down the ally ,, yah that chaps in the maggotys "maggoty blue horrors"
maggoty blue horrors by Paveeee September 15, 2017

bluemango 

Man, that guy that tried to argue while knowing nothing about what he was talking about really pulled a bluemango...
bluemango by GranDream February 3, 2005